Objects of Surrealist Interest

Find out more about my imaginary museum of surrealist objects, which YOU can play a part in! (Please!)

Found and Altered Objects

• new! Surrealist disem-bowling trophy found by Kevin Haley.
• new! Courtesy of Rain Rien comes Binky, most surreal of all the Objects.
• The sinister Crowgod which menaced Sean Woodward.
• Accidental abstract polaroid by my friend Jaron.
• The best thing I have ever found! A bird of stone, found on a beach near Skegness.
• A cryptic message from a bookshop and it's (made up) explanation.
• Another cryptic message found in a library book.
• new A third cryptic note, this time in the form of a map. I think They're trying to tell me something.
• My monkey, rediscovered in my room during tidying up, 10/8/96
• My M.U.S.C.L.E page, containing info about, and pictures of, these surreal (to me anyway) 80's toys.
• Marvellous bizzare artifacts sent to me from Australia, presented in a hideous webpage stylee!

• M.U.S.C.L.E found in a dream.
• An electric scalpel
• An tiny scull
• Flexible Glass