A fairy living with a graduated cylinder. 
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A fairy pees on the somewhat mitochondrial crank case. It is one of the tiny FLOWER FAIRIES.
The expression on those terrible faces did not
change. She could not tell whether they were angry or amused, whether her
action had filled them with respect for her, or contempt. Only one of them
spoke immediately; "But, madam," said It, "I have not yet done what I came for. 
I cannot possibly leave until I have seen the machine."
Just then the FAIRY gives SARAH a vicious bite. She shakes it off her
hand and cries out in pain.

SARAH: What! a murderous attack?"
    "This has been done," said I, examining the wound, "by a very heavy and sharp
instrument." 
    "A thing like a cleaver," said she. 
    "An accident, I presume?" 
   "Cut-ups are for everyone. Anybody can make cut-ups."

HOGGLE quickly sprays the offending FAIRY and it falls to the earth,
screaming "It is a piece of tarred twine. you must go to the outhouse."".
She decided to study with a piece of brown paper and some string..
In the course of her studies, she met Hunter S. Thompson, at that time a piece of brown paper and some string,
who cured the problem with an oak. Certainly an
    improvement on the usual deplorable yellow cardboard   
of the path.

Some experimenters wind a short length of film around a a flower fairy. Any fool knows that!
the film was either underexposed or Now and then, peeing into a tiny pond.
I won't have those things in here, Mr. Lestrade.

And she is off. As SARAH goes the CAMERA LINGERS on the somewhat mitochondrial crank case.



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